Heckuva Job ______________ (Name)

Now that it is slowly being revealed that practically every department in this administration is populated with either complete, blubbering imbeciles or gentleman-C-corporate-schills capable only of satisfying a political agenda scrawled by some unseen hand with crayon on their monthly planners, we must assume that there must be a higher authority guiding these infantile miscreants because, god bless 'em, they could never have possibly conceived of something as dastardly as the destruction of the United States of America as we know it by themselves, collectively these hacks could brain storm for three days and nary moisten a napkin. It can't be coming from the White House because we've seen the reasoning power available there and let's be honest, if Dick Cheney is your political heavy weight, your deep thinker and policy guru then grey matter is not your strong suit. As for turdblossom, I don't think having the ability to fool the American public, for some of the time, could ever be perceived as 'genius' because, for the most part, the great American public are ill-informed, incurious wretches ill-served by their public servants and misled by their public media. Your average wo/man-on-the-street cares more about Sheryl Crowe's sanitary habits than s/he does about how they have been lied to consistently over the life of this administration. Is it their fault though? Not really - when we are governed by fools who's constant screw ups have been eagerly covered up or under reported or ignored or, unforgiveably, excused by a media elite and fawning upper class obsessed only with their own access and advancement. So, if everyone in government is a blithering idiot and the fourth estate has acquiessed its responsibility to act as watchdog over these nincompoops and their hairbrained trivialities and the people who could actually voice their disquiet and force a change are more interested in a cure for erectile disfunction and a safer alternative to botox then, who's running the show? I used to think it was a Carlisle Group or some such revered body of sage old men, it's board equally split between robber barons and philanthropes, the perfect balance of greed and largesse - freedom of action and social responsibility - aggression and diplomacy - nah! It makes no sense for them to rock the boat this much, why risk everything by installing a pseudo-religious, neocon cabal who's primary goals appear to be bombing the rest of the world back to the stone age and de-evolving America and its proxy's into a 16C patriarchal theocracy. Where's the money to made there? Could it be the vatican or even the big 'G' man? It's no secret the Holy Roman Empire has been making money from ignorance for millenia, perhaps they would be best served if their congregation was an amorphous blob of humanity completely dependent on 7C twaddle just like the good old days, and, once Dubya and his band of merry mendacants have reduced the world to a pile of smouldering ruins in will ride the papist shock troops to restore Roman hegemony - Nah! It can't be God, if he ever existed at all, and I am more than dubious on that score, it's obvious he long ago abandoned this little rock in space for some greener pastures where the inhabitants were not so - fickle. My own theory... the hand guiding humanity's steady decline - it has to be someone incredibly rich, intellectually powerful, really pissed off and possibly, believed dead - what? You think I really know? See what I mean about the American public!