Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Hitch...
Hitchens, a paramour of the rightwing protozoan ooze, goes to find out for his own good self just what all this fuss about waterboarding really is...
Clue... He lasts 17 seconds before admitting he single handedly attacked the USS Cole, supplied the explosives for the African Embassy Bombings and bought the plane tickets for all 19 (Mostly Saudi... lest we forget) WTC and Pentagon suicide hijackers.
This was of course, a procedure perfected by Maoist Chinese to extract falls confessions from Western and US troops captured in North Korea and, no doubt, Vietnam.
The MSM, meanwhile, continues to be completely and utterly outraged at Wes Clark for not impugning McSame's honor...
Clue... He lasts 17 seconds before admitting he single handedly attacked the USS Cole, supplied the explosives for the African Embassy Bombings and bought the plane tickets for all 19 (Mostly Saudi... lest we forget) WTC and Pentagon suicide hijackers.
This was of course, a procedure perfected by Maoist Chinese to extract falls confessions from Western and US troops captured in North Korea and, no doubt, Vietnam.
The MSM, meanwhile, continues to be completely and utterly outraged at Wes Clark for not impugning McSame's honor...
Oh... God!
Sometimes you just have to stare in glorious, unadulterated wonder at the silliness...
"Auto-correct can be a very helpful feature of any word-processing program. But when conservatives use it, they run the risk of embarrassing themselves.
The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow website, for example, takes its AP articles and replaces the word “gay” with the word “homosexual.” I’m not entirely sure why, but it seems to make the AFA happy. The group is, after all, pretty far out there.
The problem, of course, is that “gay” does not always mean what the AFA wants it to mean. My friend Kyle reported this morning that sprinter Tyson Gay won the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials over the weekend. The AFA ran the story, but only after the auto-correct had “fixed” the article.
That means — you guessed it — the track star was renamed “Tyson Homosexual.” The headline on the piece read, “Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials.” Readers learned:
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday."
Go read the rest at C&L and remember, these people want to rule our world!
"Auto-correct can be a very helpful feature of any word-processing program. But when conservatives use it, they run the risk of embarrassing themselves.
The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow website, for example, takes its AP articles and replaces the word “gay” with the word “homosexual.” I’m not entirely sure why, but it seems to make the AFA happy. The group is, after all, pretty far out there.
The problem, of course, is that “gay” does not always mean what the AFA wants it to mean. My friend Kyle reported this morning that sprinter Tyson Gay won the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials over the weekend. The AFA ran the story, but only after the auto-correct had “fixed” the article.
That means — you guessed it — the track star was renamed “Tyson Homosexual.” The headline on the piece read, “Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials.” Readers learned:
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday."
Go read the rest at C&L and remember, these people want to rule our world!
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