Hitch...

Hitchens, a paramour of the rightwing protozoan ooze, goes to find out for his own good self just what all this fuss about waterboarding really is...

Clue... He lasts 17 seconds before admitting he single handedly attacked the USS Cole, supplied the explosives for the African Embassy Bombings and bought the plane tickets for all 19 (Mostly Saudi... lest we forget) WTC and Pentagon suicide hijackers.

This was of course, a procedure perfected by Maoist Chinese to extract falls confessions from Western and US troops captured in North Korea and, no doubt, Vietnam.

The MSM, meanwhile, continues to be completely and utterly outraged at Wes Clark for not impugning McSame's honor...