The Oracle

Given this preznits track record for simply awful prognostication, I am now officially worried that the Russians already have nervous hands poised above large, red, flashing buttons with the word LAUNCH written on them (in Russian - of course).

Why does he even feel the need to say such a thing? If this were Victorian England - and I sometimes wish it were - he would have been locked up long ago and permanently, in the well appointed but mercifully escape proof attic of his parents, along with all the other glaringly obtuse reminders of their family's centuries of imbreeding.

I need a sedative...